What Jesus Probably Looked Like

The Revised Serenity Prayer
Universe Is God Church Version

May the Universe grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change;
courage to change the things I can;
and wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as Jesus did, this imperfect world
as it is, not as I would have it.

Trusting that the Universe will make all things right
if I surrender to the Universe's Rules;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life
and be remembered fondly
Forever after my death.

So be it.

With Apologies to Reinhold Niebuhr